Love,
I’m afraid your analogue signal is a little outdated for our digital age.
If you can’t shape up, and bump your resolution,
I’ll have to admit your obsolescence, and upgrade.
And let’s not get into any arguments about the fact that my eyes cannot physically differentiate between your resolution and resolutions higher than yours,
science proves that said resolutions exist,
and for piece of mind, I must have them.
Also, you’re getting a bit snowy these days,
so we should probably take care of that.
