A man walks into a bar,
only to find out that his time traveling clone put it there in the first place.
“You’ve always been here”
the bartender creeps,
“always.”
It’s like that one episode of Community,
Or maybe it’s the episode from Buffy,
or that one from Always Sunny,
it’s probably from the pilot of Frasier I watched…
you know the one:
“I was in the pool! I was in the pool!”
Man orders a drink at the bar he founded,
bartender doesn’t ask for payment,
doesn’t tell the price,
just hands the man a drink that’s nothing like what he wanted,
drinks it anyway.
heard that new song by Iggy,
or maybe it’s Brittany,
or maybe it’s Regina,
it’s probably from Gaga…
you know the one:
“But you can’t take the skies from me…”
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you know,
the only stuffed animal my friend remembers,
is the bear the fireman gave him,
as his house burned.
