affection is a psuedo-script (2013)

//A declaration of things as they are.
var myAffection = true;
var yourAffection = new Boolean();
var graniteAltars = granite_altars_to_imagined_gods.txt;
var thingsSaid = [
    “do you remember when we met?“,
    graniteAltars,
    “dream-stuck runnin’ from everything”,
    graniteAltars,
    “in love with love and passion drunk for the thrill of it”,
    graniteAltars,
    “I miss that in my life”    
];

//An attempt to change them.
function express(thingsSaid)
{
    document.write(“and how much really,
        how much really is it different?
        we keep head first regrettin’ what we tossed ourselves into,
        and that ain’t a way to live.
        that ain’t a way to live.
        how ‘bout you ‘n me ‘n those tents out back,
        make a grand tour of this here U.S.?
        we’re young,
            we gots lots of runnin’ in us yet.”);
}

function interpret(yourAffection)
{
    if (yourAffection == true)
    {
        lifeskills.commit();
    }
    else if (yourAffection == false)
    {
        lifeskills.moveOn();
    }
}

//Output

express();
interpret();


Debug();
Result>There’s always one more syntax error. Parser suggests lifeskills.moveOn().

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