A true poet is a three-headed beast that is capable of reacting to stimuli so quickly that pre-cognition has been suggested as a viable cause.
This is the true difference between us humans and the poets, but if we train with great rigor, perhaps one day we can challenge the poets on the field of slam, and other forms of competitive poetry.
But the only way to train is to spar!
Quick, in the name of a planet ready to fight against the poet oppressors, PARTICIPATE IN THIS CONTEST OF POETRY!
If you are ready to aid your planet, submit a poem.
THIS WEEK’S LIFE-SAVING TECHNIQUE:
Write a narrative poem about the adventures of the last object your left hand touched.
POETS NEVER EXPECT THE SECRET LIFE OF THE MUNDANE! IT’S FANTASTIC HOW RARE FANTASY POETRY IS ANYMORE, GIVES YOU THE ADVANTAGE IN ANY TUSSLE!!!
