They don’t teach you to deal with this is sex ed
so what the fuck is sex ed for?
taught me I aught not touch anyone,
didn’t teach me that I might like a man
didn’t teach me that I might like ‘em both
‘stead taught me to imagine my grandmother,
‘n that’s ’bout all.
don’t matter that my grandmother’s dead.
swear my girlfriend’s a saint,
on her end we’ve got 100% completion,
leastwise what she tells me,
on mine we’ve completed about 22%.
‘n I know that’s about the opposite of the norm…
or hell, maybe it ain’t.
like I know the norm.
like I know anything.