A Personal Ad Cut Out With Left Handed Scissors (2013)

I-i-I need to get a handle on this.’s not the easiest thing I’ve ever done,pu-put-putting myself out like this.I want–wait–I need to work up to it.Can’t go back, can’t re-write.I’m writin’ this up on cocktail napkins ‘n coasters.It’s pay by the word,but I got this feelin’ in me,like I won the lotto. You ever won …

A-One-A-Two-A-Three (2014)

When I was twelve,                 we broke into this fenced off over-pass,                ‘n walked into Waiting for Godot.                blasted hill, single gnarled tree. I imagined that it was a her,and that she’d be germanic and softspoken,smelling of early spring,            and my god,           …

A love song for all the poets I’ve ever read. (2013)

Storm-cloud lips,Hail-stone teeth. To be honest with you,I got a whole heap of cynic brewin’ in me.Maybe it’s me ‘n this here alcoholic passion,I ain’t been one for keepin’ myself from indulgin’,But that don’t mean I ain’t got room for you,Just the opposite. What with your storm-cloud lips,Lightnin’ crick-crackin’ at every tongueflip,Thunder rollin’ between ’em …

A list of poetic devices available for your use (comparison devices bolded) (2013)

Sound of words:AlliterationAssonanceCacophonyEuphonyOnomatopoeiaRepetitionRhymeRhythmMeter Meaning of words:AllegoryAllusionApostropheClicheConnotation/DenotationContrast (comparison)EuphemismHyperboleIronyMetaphor (comparison)MetonymyOxymoronParadoxPersonificationPunRhetorical questionSimile (comparison)SymbolSynecdoche Structure:POVLineVerseStanzaFormRhyme schemeEnjambmentWhite space Imagery:Imagery (obviously)SynesthesiaToneMoodAssociation

A Letter to Textbook Publishers (2013)

DON”T MISS OUT!–you scream, completely missing the point of quotations Not that it matters,You with your collection of knowledge,You’ve got your arms wrapped in a stranglehold,Winking as you say,“Hey, don’t sweat it kid, this is the cost of education,Just pull some loans,Worry about it later.” But why do you charge hundreds of dollars for anthologies …