Trust me, I’ve been love sick enough they gave me dramamine; you learn eventually. (2013)

Love ain’t the realm of absolutes,it ain’t a “forever ‘n ever”,so much as it’s a “as long as we work at it”. The key ain’t wrapped up in your sex life,It ain’t in the letters you write,It ain’t under dinner plates,It ain’t hidin’ in missed dates, Your love ended because someone, somewhere, gave up on …

Talking about why love poems are boring, and why they don’t have to be. (2013)

Tumblr, you and I need to have a talk. But Stephen, what do we need to talk about? Also, we are Legion. I’m gonna sideline that last comment, but you might want that looked at. We need to talk about poetry, or to be more specific, we need to talk about love poems. I’ve been …

Lessons in Love (2013)

It ain’t that “love” is a dirty word,Ain’t that it don’t mean nothin’,Ain’t that you should stop lookin’. I don’t regret none of what my love’s taught me. That first time,Des-per-ate, sloppy,She put up with my drool slidin’ down her lips.She was my first kiss,Passion sloshin’ over the edge,Never saw her naked,Knew I loved her …